Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Visitation

My poem, Visitation, is now up at the online journal, Pilgrim. It is in good company there with a companion poem, St. Anne's Oratory, by Philip C. Kolin, a much more accomplished poet than I.

http://www.pilgrimjournal.com/visitation.html

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

'Tis the Season

My article, 'Tis the Season...for a fresh start, about the liturgical calendar, is in the November issue of Catholic Digest magazine, which also happens to be the magazine's 75th anniversary issue. The first issue of Catholic Digest was published in November 1936 in the depths of the Great Depression.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

It's Apocalyptic

Adding some classical and international cache to this parochial blog: My poem, Seven Cities of the Apocalypse, and a photo I took at Laodicea in Turkey, one of the seven cities, are now out in Issue #7, page 11 of The Right Eyed Deer magazine. A free pdf download of the zine is available at the link:

https://therighteyeddeer.weebly.com/issue-seven.html

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Crime and Poetry

Crime and poetry, not words usually associated with each other. Here at Pohlaxed we love poetry, at least the kind readers other than the poet can understand. I even write a poem now and then. And on occassion I write a crime story. But they are two spheres of my writing life that rarely overlap. Who would think there was such a place as a webzine devoted to crime poetry - and that it might actually inspire a crime story at another webzine? Welcome to Poetic Justice Press. And Beat to a Pulp, which recently featured a story, If You Only Knew, written by John Stickney, who was inspired by Mary Christine Delea's poem If You Only Knew How Easy It Is To Break Into My House, which appeared in Issue 4 of The Lineup: poems on crime, published by Poetic Justice Press. Enjoy.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Max - A Dog's Life

A guest post by my friend Robert Moriarty

This morning we destroyed one of our dogs, Max. He was a hard dog to like on first meeting. Although he was likely a purebred Maltese, he was very likely from a puppy mill. He had a congenital collapsed trachea which caused him to cough and choke virtually all day and all night. On Sunday age or an infection worsened his breathing to the point he was choking to death. He hacked for 11 years.

He had four homes, all within the same family. The first was a young couple who bought him, surely cute, from some shop or breeder. He did not cough much a as puppy. When their human child became too rough with Max the grandmother adopted him. This is where he did his best work. He was a superb companion dog. My New York mother-in-law doted on him terribly and lived such that Max could not really go outside. He learned to eliminate on a paper diaper pad and make the best of life indoors. Later in life he never really bought into housebreaking and was an Olympic napper. His finest hour was against the rats. As his owner’s eyesight failed her home was invaded by rodents. Despite his own lousy eyesight he kept them at bay as only a tiny dog of European ancestry could do. His most valiant stands occurred in the dark of night. He went with his mistress to live with her daughter and his spoiled indoor life continued for a few years. Unfortunately he was not top dog. He lived with two Chihuahuas, who snapped and yipped as only those Mexicans can. His mistress died. This three-dog house was pretty stressed and he came to my family as a sort of respite program.

I already had two larger rambunctious dogs. Humane societies don’t even allow tiny dogs to join such packs. Max did not have a good nose; it was dry and warm, almost dehydrated. His coat was a nightmare. His claws were gross. He could barely climb stairs due to his couch potato lifestyle. He begged to be carried, not something I relished. He was not housebroken. The choking, coughing and snoring went on 20 hours per day.

Yet he won me over. I admired his defense of the homestead. He’s the only dog I ever had who barked at televised dogs. He barked aggressively at dogs at distances my other dogs found unimpressive. He barked so hard his emanations lifted him off his feet. Never a fussy eater despite his past he ate the large cheap kibble I bought for the big dogs. He fit into big dog society. He was careful to let them flood through a door before him, but assertive enough to share their dog bowls without fighting. He adapted by improving his physical fitness. He improved housebreaking just enough to keep me hopeful. He taught me to carry him on demand.

Funny how we learn from the unexpected. This dog fit in, adapted, overcame his terrible birth defect. I have to say he succeeded.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

WAYE Sang the News in the 70s

Am I delusional or just the only one who remembers the singing news on WAYE - AM radio in Baltimore during the early 70s? As I recall, the opening bumper ditty for the news went like this, "WAYE now sings the news - with social comments and far out views." Anyone else out there remember this? Do any tapes exist?

Thursday, May 12, 2011

I Went to the Store and Helped Clear a Robbery

After dinner yesterday evening I went to Pep Boys on Rt 40 in Catonsville to get a headlight bulb and two quarts of oil. While I was installing the headlight bulb a grab and run robbery took place. I got a few quick photos of the suspects' car, license plate and a nice shot of the occupants through the windshield before they drove off. They were apprehended a short time later with the stolen power tools still in the car as they headed east on Rt 40. Felt like the old days on the BPD.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

A Trek to True Religion

Another guest post from my friend Robert Moriarty, afoot in Washington with a sense of urgency.

I don’t like the gym, so I try to walk every day. I often walk from L’Enfant to DuPont which takes 50 minutes, 3 miles I estimate. It is an interesting route. Despite being very happy to have male plumbing rather than female, my prostate is not my friend. Last time the doctor snapped off the rubber gloves he said, “Well you don’t have the prostate of a 19 year-old.” “I haven’t passed that way in decades Doc. Put me on the transplant list!” No transplants for prostates, so during my daily hike I usually have to urinate. I have three haunts for this errand, Lucky Bar, The Mayflower and Filene’s Basement. All are about two-thirds of the way on my journey, providing varying degrees of accommodation.

Lucky Bar is the quickest. It's a green Biker bar, a pedallers hangout. Mostly couriers, a scruffy bunch that clogs the sidewalk with bicycles that are either purposely ugly or show a minimalist high-tech display of huge expense. One style would seem to discourage theft, the other to encourage it. Other contradictions exist; they smoke a lot in combination with their exercise lifestyle. Lucky's is sometimes guarded by a doorman. He once asked me for a picture ID. I would have protested that in America we do not have a requirement to carry such identification, but my bladder deprived me of my constitutional rights. On Fridays it is useless, so crowded with drinkers that outside urinators need not apply.

The Mayflower is the classiest. I open my outerwear to display my usual coat and tie as my entry credentials. Often welcomed by the doorman I stride the lobby with as much confidence as Elliot Spitzer. I walk the long corridor peeking into corporate cocktail parties and what appear to be private wedding parties. My body language announces I am likely to dip in for a drink or canapĂ©, but I only veer into the staircase that leads to the men’s room, as well as JFK’s pre-presidential apartment wing, now a non-descript piece of real estate lacking even a concierge. The facilities are top-notch providing hand cream and Kleenex after use of the electronic urinals (those are measurement devices, right?). With every visit I remember my Senior Prom. Like Lucky Bar, the Mayflower men's room is sometimes off limits. When no parties are upstairs they lock it to keep out vagrants and to keep out me.

Filene’s is the most consistently reliable relief station, albeit a long walk through the merchandise. I read that single men shopping are shoplifting suspects. I politely eyeball the goods, but never touch. The gallery of men’s underwear is enormous and begs the question: "Who pays that much for underwear?” The boys from Lucky Bar? Maybe. Elliot Spitzer? Likely. The packaging photography is ambiguously erotic. Is it meant to appeal to men or women? Since Filene’s inventory is a wide mix of overstocks, one comes upon surprising goods. On a tower near the elevator (I take the stairs like all boosters) I found a rack of hats, like British sports car hats mixed with vinyl travel shaving kits, Dopp kits we used to call them. Filene’s promotes such racks with special signs, perhaps “Bill Blass” or “Take 20% off Ticketed Price”. But this rack had the sign: “True Religion”. Relieved after my trip to the second floor, I swept by it barely absorbing what I assumed was an odd, but hip, brand name. I wondered: For the hats or for the shaving kits? Both?

The next day it hit me. Did I walk past the opportunity of a lifetime? Was the sign truthful? Was true religion to be found at Filene’s Basement? Don’t we so often ignore the little voice within us, or in this case, the plain evidence put before us? Is true religion to be found in the hats or the kits? I will make the pilgrimage again.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Office of Missing Soldiers

This guest post from my friend Robert Moriarty.

I try to get to work on time, a lifelong habit appreciated by no one. I leave home early and if Metro behaves, I walk from Chinatown to L'Enfant to burn up the time and calories while seeking inner peace on this 17-minute downhill walk. For years I have passed Clara Barton's office, The Office of Missing Soldiers. It is an artifact hole-in-the-wall marked with a plaque for this founder of the Red Cross who offered succor to soldiers in that dreadful conflict. It is always locked and neglected, occasionally marked by a Chinese food carry-out menu (Would Clara understand that concept?). Lately I noticed some new signage, Park Service style, something about how Yankee soldiers were short of socks (what about the poor Rebels?).

Today there was a plastic sign like you might see in a small shop window, OPEN on one side CLOSED on the other. Oddly it was flipped to OPEN. I chuckled and walked past. Then I stopped and returned, twisted the ancient doorknob and it yielded. I stepped into The Office of Missing Soldiers and climbed the staircase, longer than a story, less than two. The place was brightly lit with those temporary construction light bulbs in yellow plastic cages. The place was stripped of furniture but there seemed to be period wallpaper, plaster and lathe, balusters and wood work. The floors were obviously old but too dirty to be appreciated. I walked from small mysterious room to room via narrow hallways and found a modern elevator which molested its surroundings as little as you might wish. Then I heard murmuring from a street-fronting room. I gingerly approached. I found in that room the last thing I ever expected to find at 8:00AM January 25, 2011. Perhaps two dozen soldiers, in battle dress, seated on folding chairs, politely listening to a lecture. Did I find the Missing Soldiers?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Fiction, Nonfiction and Journalism

There's fiction, there's nonfiction and there's what you read in the newspaper - or on the internet. Courtesy of Ric Cottom's Your Maryland at WYPR - FM. www.wypr.org