Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Kim Comes Calling

Imagine yourself a young man or his visiting friend, as he glances out the window of his first floor dorm room, only to see his girlfriend, who was supposed to have gone home for the weekend, approaching the entrance of the dorm at a most unexpected and inconvenient time.

Kim Comes Calling

Kim? O No!
Don’t let her in
Shut the door
Secure the lock
Pull the shade
Ignore her knock
It will lead
To certain doom
If she finds you
In my room
With a bottle
Of Merlot
Wearing only
That kimono

Monday, January 21, 2013

Gun Control

One good reason Maryland did not secede during the Civil War was that Union troops occupied the high ground of Federal Hill overlooking Baltimore harbor. Gun control from the back end of the gun. Same kind of control the guy with gun a has when you get held up.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013